TECHNOLOGY AWESOMENESS: NIGHT VISION!
Cats could rule the world if they didn’t just sit around and lick their paws all the time and purrrrrr. I mean they have fangs and claws, they can fall out of airplanes, without parachutes mind you, and still land on their feet. Soon enough they will be able to read my website, hopefully they like it because when they take over the world I want to be on their good side.
What else can cats do? Ohh yea no big deal, see at night. When the lights go out dogs and me walk into walls and stub our toes. Elephants fall into tar pits and monkeys just cry, science tells us that monkeys are historically scared of the dark. It’s okay Amy, so am I. Finally humans stole cat eye technology and stuffed it into googles so we can see at night. You know what I saw? Army guys eating my Frosted Flakes. Jerks.
I tried jumping off my roof and I only land on my face! But by god I will get it. Just you watch cats…just you watch.
For how sweet it is to watch what the neighbors are doing at night and to be able to get cereal at night without the hazard of turning on the lights you would think they technology would have improved slightly in the 4 days we have had night vision. I mean can’t we have night vision contact lenses yet? Nope, you have to strap giant monoculars to your face (monoculars, good word, Meriam Webster didn’t think I knew all of his tricks…)
Best uses for Night Vision.
1) Reading the mail at night
2) Sleeping, I am scared of the dark…duh.
3) Fighting cats … needs to be a fair fight…right?
4) Jesus could see at night why can’t I?
Awesome song of the Day # 77
ACE OF BASE – ALL THAT SHE WANTS