NATURE AWESOMENESS: ACID RAIN!
Hey pyscho…acid rain isn’t cool! But….It is kind of a toss up. On the one hand we are killing rivers and trees and my aunt ethel. True, those are all horrible horrible things. On the other hand it has the power to make statutes scream in acidy pain. Which I only thought Professor X from The X Men could do.
You have to look at nature like a badass, pissed off neighbor. He has to live next to annoying humans who won’t stop putting junk and space craft into his yard (the sky if you don’t get my image laden imagery). So he makes acid fall from the sky. Don’t get me started on Acid Guy from Robocop either, because soon we will all look like that guy, yes … I am sorta hoping for that.
You don’t understand. Let Science picture explain.
I don’t see the big deal, nobody lives in nature anymore? That city looks A-Okay! Nice, We are good.
What I really want is an acid rain movie. Probably be made by that 2012 guy. Where people are melting and screaming in the streets while acid melts their faces. Somebody would run outside with an umbrella to save their baby… who for whatever reason is hiding under a car. The umbrella is slowly melting and acid dripping down on them. It is just awesome. Then Godzilla comes and eats New York and it will end. I have no idea why I don’t run hollywood. Did you know that when you spell check Godzilla you get goodwill? makes sense to me, because there is a little godzilla in all of us. Yes, I have used that reference before…. and I will use it again.
Crap my car is melting… It is raining.
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