MOVIE AWESOMENESS: ALIENS!
What do you get when you mix a group of kick ass space marines and a group of kick ass space monters. A shit load of goodness. I mean it literally explodes my brain, all over the walls like a shotgun or some sorta of brain blowing contraption. Exploding crossbow would also do the trick.
Sigorney Weaver used to be on a ship that was attacked my an Alien. It ate a lot of faces and was thrown into space! Wicked awesome as Boston would say. Then I would say shut the fuck up Boston and go eat some Dunkin Donuts or have sex with Ben Affleck! Then she wakes up and is sent to a place were the Mad About You Guy (no not Helen Hunt silly) convinces her to go and destroy all of these fucks, except his dog died and he wants one as a pet.
So she gets with a group of witty and fun marines with sweet guns and head cameras. They get into a fight over corn bread and then they all get killed. Soooooo… she gets in some sort of construction equipment, has an actual fist fight with a queen alien who just ripped an android in half. Saves a Newt and does a jump high fives with Voltron.
Ohhh yea and they have acid for blood, whoops forgot to mention that! So you shoot one up close? Tough shit it just ate through your skin and is melting your liver and stomach. Ouch!
GAME OVER MAN! GAME OVER!
AWESOME SONG OF THE DAY #66
BONNIE TYLER – HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO