VIDEO GAME AWESOMENESS: CASTLEVANIA!
Now don’t expect a lot of specifics because I haven’t played this in 15 years nor did I play any of the sequels but I do remember the name and that you are trying to kill Dracula. P.S. why is Dracula not in the word spell check database? I mean if I were Miriam Webster the first word I want to know how to spell is Dracula. Followed closely by Kazoo. I have a love hate relationship with Dracula on the one hand I love him. On the other I hate him.
Angry mob that was trying to kill dracula that is now pissed at me for my lack of specifics – “why do you love him”
Answer – His life is incredible. He lives in a castle. Super neat. He is surrounded by undead slave women who only want to please and protect him. I have to pay a lot of money for that kind of treatment and I usually only get herpes out of the deal.
Same mob slightly less angry – “okay fair enough, why do you hate him”
Answer – That jerk didn’t friend me on facebook. He was to busy super poking Frankenstein and posting pictures of his camping trip with the Wolf Man.
Mob – “Okay we will go back to trying to kill Dracula, your off the hook….For now…”
Anywhoooo. The main reason I love Castlevania (again another word that I am shocked is not in spell check), is the balls the main hero has. I am going to kill bats, monsters, the undead and ultimately Dracula. Van Pussing brings cross bows and magic bibles … all I need is whip. Your going to whip Dracula to death? Yep Yeppers. Aight good luck with that shit. Can I have your X box when you die immediately. … And you Fight Fish people!
Way to much reading involved with this post sorry. I promise not much more! Last reason for loving it, I hope one of my days starts like this.
Reading Over. Listening Beginning.
Awesome song of the day #63
Mark Mallman – Do you feel like breaking up?