ANIMAL AWESOMENESS: SABERTOOTH TIGERS!
Cats are awesome. I know there are a lot of cat haters in the world. I am not one. I love kitties… (distant asshole voice yells, “why”). Fair enough I will answer that question with another question. Why arn’t cats awesome….?
I win debate club again. Suck. It.
Plus you have to determine the radness of something by what it evolved from. Birds = awesome, kids of velociraptors. Humans = awesome, used to be monkeys. Cats = awesome, yep sabertooth tigers. Now take an animals that does what ever it wants to all day and give it giant fangs. Fangs that are so awesome they were named after swords.
Ummmm yea... It is a deadly fast murderous walrus.
Here is the day of a Sabertooth Tiger. Wake. Murder a Giraffe or T-Rex. Eat it. Nap for 18 hours. Wake, tongue bath + some purring. Killing resumes with a great white shark followed by a quick purrr sesh then another nap. Everyday filled with bloody animal carcasses; fuck it’s friday today they would have eaten a hippopotamus or orange julius.
Did you know a Sabertooth has a sweet tooth? For your fucking skull. Science Proven!
Wonder what my tramp stamp is? Not anymore!
If I have do die. Please let a Sabertooth Tiger eat my brains through my eye sockets…please. Best funeral ever!
Oprah – “It’s so sad…how did he die?”
Bill Nye The Science Guy – ” Sabertooth ate his head”
Oprah – “Radical” —— Jump high five with Bill Nye.
I can dream can’t I…I can dream.
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Awesome Song of The Day # 62
Shout Out Louds – Tonight I Have to Leave
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October 15, 2009 at 9:53 pm
Nice illustration of the fangs going through the eyesockets. Very funny. Where’d you find that?
October 15, 2009 at 10:12 pm
my best friend google images
October 16, 2009 at 2:56 am
my trampstamp is a trampstamp of you with that trampstamp. next level shit
October 16, 2009 at 9:21 am
am I wearing low rise jeans in that tattoo?
October 16, 2009 at 6:19 am
Getting bitten like that is kind of bad for you.
October 16, 2009 at 9:20 am
but great for us the viewing public
October 16, 2009 at 7:48 am
I’m a rather big fan of the expression on the guys face while his head is being mauled.
It’s just a total look of “Oh Fuck!-ery”.
I do believe “Pwn’d” works quite well.
October 16, 2009 at 9:21 am
How about… In your face! (very literal)
October 17, 2009 at 8:03 am
Sweet song!