WEAPON AWESOMENESS: BOOMERANGS!
Sorry to disappoint all of you internet surfers who were looking for a commentary on the 80’s movie starring Eddie Murphy! I’ve sadly never seen it, as it doesn’t fit my criteria for wanting to watch movies… Predators. Ohhhh yea I am not shameless at all … link to my own genius…what now Oprah! My only goal in life is to get Oprah as a regular reader.
Boomerangs seem so practical … I can’t figure out why people who use spears don’t use boomerangs
Guy : Here throw this spear at that antelope / or ant eater which ever you prefer
Other Guy : I prefer the ant eater… and I hate spears if I miss what happens?
Guy : UHHHHHHHH (STUPID LOOK ON HIS FACE)
Other Guy: Yea thought so… unnecessary walking. I need a weapon that comes back to me when I miss, and then when our culture becomes obsolete we can sell them to American tourists who will then throw them once and give up because its hard and then put it in a closet some where…
I mean look who uses them! Only the best and brightest
I figure we incorporate this same technology into other weapons. If my uzi doesn’t kill all the crips I am trying to explode then i want all those bullets back for another drive by. Bullets come back…slide into the barrel and back into the clip… ready for drive by #2. I am gonna win the Nobel Violence Award for that invention. Just you watch.
I just think boomerangs need a new spokesperson to get the word out there that boomerangs are all the rage with teenagers and such. Like this guy…I bet he loves teenage boys!
Im done talking for the day… I hope you are done learning for the day.
Note : Don’t throw boomerangs at the sun. They will start on fire. And you will lose your toy. FU SUN!
Awesome Song of the Day #61
Ladyhawke – Magic