TOXIC WASTE AWESOMENESS: TOXIC WASTE!


SIERRA CLUB/PETA/ENVIRONMENTAL PROTECTION AGENGY are all way off base on toxic waste.  These hippies always tell companies “please don’t dump your toxic waste down the drain you may negatively effect nature.  I say nope.  You are wrong egg head hippies.  Only good things come from toxic waste.  Here is a discussion on what I mean.  What are you to do when you are a criminal and you are about to get killed by a robot policeman….I’d drive into some toxic waste.

Yea, he had the same idea I had.  Just don't get hit by a car...

Yea, he had the same idea I had. Just don't get hit by a car...

Because if your gonna go out you might as well go out with style and melting.

Point 2.  Look at the toxic avenger.  One day some loser, can’t pull girlies can’t do bicep curls just can’t get ahead in life.  Take his bullshitness + barrel of Toxic waste…. answer to all of his humanly deficiencies

Look at that girlie! she loves the avenger! look at those biceps!

Look at that girlie! she loves the avenger! look at those biceps! I need to find a barrel of toxic waste!

I mean if that didn’t prove it I don’t know what will!  What is the worse thing that can happen?  Toxic wastey gorilla viper tiger unicorns.  I mean yea terrifying but i would like to get into a fist fight with on of those.

AND AND AND AND!! AND The mutant turtles … toxic waste.  Eight Legged Freaks ! TOXIC WASTE SPIDERS! THE HOST TOXIC WASTE FISH (serious note of the day… go rent the host! kicks fucking ass! and do it before the shit american remake comes out!)

So what have I enlightened you to this time around?

1) Robocop is the best movie about a toxic waste guy who gets hit by a car and explodes

2) Unicorns were extincted by toxic waste.

CHOW!

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AWESOME SONG OF THE DAY #60

PRGz – Bama Gettin Money / Diplo Remix

Song is straight first degree murder.

No I have no idea what that means either but they better not get arrested cause that stuff is serious!

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One Response to “TOXIC WASTE AWESOMENESS: TOXIC WASTE!”

  1. Wow, the Toxic Avenger’s doing pretty well for himself. He must be pretty funny to get that girl despite that face.

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