ANIMAL AWESOMENESS: FLYING SQUIRRELS!

Dear The United States of Awesome,

I apologize for being selfish and a dick.  I took a weekend off to turn the unhip age of 26, I immediately lost control of my bowels and bladder and have to wear depends now.  My eyes fell out and I have to ride on a rascal to get around.  Boy does old age hit fast and hard.

Ahhh me in my old age...boy am I happy on my rascal...just fishing....if I catch a big fish does it just pull me and the rascal into the ocean?

NAHHH! I am exaggerating a bit.  I got a cold and didn’t feel like passing my cold through the interweb to you.  So really I did you a favor.  Your welcome.

So I am back after the week.  The internet was a lot less sweet while I was gone.  I went searching around for what was happening in my absence, nothing.  Some president of something won some award for talking, some old dude threw some 6 point passes to other younger guys and apparently afghanastan is still a country….who knew?

But to the task at hand.  This.

Boom Pow Surprise Flying Squirrel Up In Huuurrrrr....Sorry my St. Louis spell check is on...Here is what i meant...damn you chingy.

Really, a mammal with wings! Next your going to tell me there are mammals that can swim! HA! Or Mammals that can lay eggs.  I am hoping nature speeds up evolution and I can grow wings all ready, jumping off the roof is getting painfully annoying.  I haven’t reached the moon yet either!   Soon though, if Kev Cos can grow gills and webbing my wings are just around the corner.  Keeping my webbed toes crossed.

So prey walks by a tree, probably an elephant or unicorn, stops for a bite of the tree and this thing jumps on its back, pulls out its spine and eats all of its bone marrow.  What a fucking sweet killing machine flying squirrels are.

Same thing goes for your living room so watch your fucking skull son, they will eat your brains.

Crap! Don't eat my new rascal!

Wow I am spent.  Sickness saps my life-force…or that was the 3 bottles of robatusin I drank.  Not sure but i feeeeeeeellllllll tiiiiiiirrreedd………zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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FYI I’M ASLEEP! KEEP IT DOWN IN HERE!

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AWESOME SONG OF THE DAY #59

WIZ KHALIFA – SAY YEAH!!!!!!!

SOOOO GOOD!!! and nothing says rap and mainly like making it ran on a group of Mariachis….they do work hard for the money.

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