DANGEROUS AWESOMENESS: QUICKSAND!

I must have been confused because I challenged this pile of sand to a race and it wasn’t quick at all, in-fact, I started running, fell into this sand and it ate me.  It was horrible! I had sand in my teeth for days and all jammed in my butt crack.  Finally a unicorn stuck it’s horn into this sandy hell and pulled me to freedom, then I road it up a rainbow and we napped on a cloud.

at least it didn't eat that guys hat

So I wanted to explore the anatomy of a quick sand trap.  I went to the backyard, took my toys out of the sand box and stood there.  NOTHING! What a jip.  So I put the hose on, stood there and Ruined my kicks (thats me the black president one) but that was about it.  No screaming terror death.  Again, weak + sauce.  So I built an underground river with a constant supply of new water and a lot of sand, two streams of water flow to the top to sink ya and lower dry sand to fuck you over and I successfully died that time!

nature hates humans. Which sucks cause I love nature. So unfair it is like high school all over again!

I am not gonna lie, liquid sand sounds impossible.  Like frozen space. Or pickled bananas.

So class review

Quick Sand is What : A Noun

Good.

Bye

Awesome Song of the Day #58

Adam Kesher – Local Girl (video…odd…song…great)

It’s my birthday! I may be gone a few day! Wish upon a star that I get that rocket ship I have been wanting!  DO IT I NEED IT!

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