DANGEROUS AWESOMENESS: QUICKSAND!
I must have been confused because I challenged this pile of sand to a race and it wasn’t quick at all, in-fact, I started running, fell into this sand and it ate me. It was horrible! I had sand in my teeth for days and all jammed in my butt crack. Finally a unicorn stuck it’s horn into this sandy hell and pulled me to freedom, then I road it up a rainbow and we napped on a cloud.
So I wanted to explore the anatomy of a quick sand trap. I went to the backyard, took my toys out of the sand box and stood there. NOTHING! What a jip. So I put the hose on, stood there and Ruined my kicks (thats me the black president one) but that was about it. No screaming terror death. Again, weak + sauce. So I built an underground river with a constant supply of new water and a lot of sand, two streams of water flow to the top to sink ya and lower dry sand to fuck you over and I successfully died that time!
I am not gonna lie, liquid sand sounds impossible. Like frozen space. Or pickled bananas.
So class review
Quick Sand is What : A Noun
Awesome Song of the Day #58
Adam Kesher – Local Girl (video…odd…song…great)
It’s my birthday! I may be gone a few day! Wish upon a star that I get that rocket ship I have been wanting! DO IT I NEED IT!