Archive for September, 2009

QUESTION OF AWESOMENESS: 1 PICTURE TO RULE THE WORLD!

Posted in Actors, Awesome, Music, The 80's with tags , , , on September 24, 2009 by tsanda

Duders and Boobers. I come to you in a moment of our greatest world crisis! Heathcare Hells no! Iraq? Forget about mister! Which Jean Claude Van Damme Image is better????? You bet your ass!

Option 1. The title I gave it is – Melody in the Pacific + KICK!

Look at that water fly! I hope he didn't kick a fish! Fish are going to be endangered if Van Damme doesn't stop kicking!

Look at that water fly! I hope he didn't kick a fish! Fish are going to be endangered if Van Damme doesn't stop kicking!

and #2) In your face Snake!

The rattlers are high in protein and anti venom.  Venom comes out mouth...anti venom comes out of butt

The rattlers are high in protein and anti venom. Venom comes out mouth...anti venom comes out of butt

Which picture make you feel like a complete human being? BOTH I KNOW! HIGH FIVE AND JUMP FIST PUMP!

BYE!

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AWESOME SONG OF THE DAY #54 –

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I love you too!

SNACK AWESOMENESS: COOKIE DOUGH!

Posted in Awesome, Exclamation Points, Food, Humor with tags , , , on September 23, 2009 by tsanda

I took a few days off.  Crying.  It’s cold here in CO. CO means Colorado!  It is a square state, shaped like the letter square.  It has stupid states all around it! CO is full of Karate Chops (knife hand technique) and Scissor Kicks, which I perfected and taught you about.  It snowed around Denver city area, I live in the Denver city area.  You better not come looking for my house or you will get plenty of knife hand techniques to the jugular (fyi your dead then).

I was surfing the net for cupcake pictures.  In between my searching for pictures of boxing gorillas and taco’s.  Laid my eyes on this and did sexual things in my trousers.  XXX alert!  Maybe the XXX alert should have come before the XXX part.  Still working out the bugs.

I know that this is heaven on earth! ohhh baby heaven is a place called cookie dough cupcakes.

I know that this is heaven on earth! ohhh baby heaven is a place called cookie dough cupcakes.

So I went and bought cookie dough ice cream, because the cupcakes look really hard to make… and I would just end up eating the dough! Cause Gosh! It is yummy!. I don’t think I need a period after a exclamation point.  Somebody who majors in english things tell me!. ARG!

Then as I sat and watched the view and ate cookie dough Ice Cream I realized that I have found my calling in the world.  1) this blog, I bring so much happiness to the 8 ( and counting! ) people who trek to this area a month.  2) eat cookie dough in every shape and form it exists in.  Cookie dough, sandwiches, cookie dough bagels, cookie dough hats, cookie dough edible underwear!  If I missed any just let me know.  So I will begin my search tommorow, its the 10th crusade except me versus the Muslims its me vs. cookie dough! Im coming for you mother fucker! Get ready to digest!  Damn it I just drooled on my keyboard.

I decided I have to many nightmares.  Usually about the world being out of cookie dough and nuclear winter.  So I made a cookie dough bed, but I ate it.  Crap! Tummy ache!

I used to sleep in this... now I am a diabetic ... but oohhh baby it was worth it.

I used to sleep in this... now I am a diabetic ... but oohhh baby it was worth it.

So bring me Cookie and I will save you from Death! Unless It’s death itself … your on your fucking own!

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AWESOME SONG OF THE DAY! #53

WOLF PARADE – MODERN WORLD

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DID YOU KNOW AWESOMENESS #2: SCISSOR KICKS

Posted in Awesome, Did you know?, Humor, Music with tags , , , , on September 19, 2009 by tsanda

I like to enlighten the masses whenever possible.  My knowledged filled brain could fill a barn with stuff you don’t know! A big barn! A red barn.  This barn!

This is filled with stupid brains.  I'm gonna burn it!  I don't like that tree.  Looks like an asshole.  Get outta my pic tree!

This is filled with stupid brains. I'm gonna burn it! I don't like that tree. Looks like an asshole. Get outta my pic tree!

So did you know this?

Scissor kicks do not in fact have anything to do with Scissors? Unless of course you kick a pair of scissors, which sounds like a terrible idea, unless of course you Jet Li.  Then you would just explode those scissors.  Brain exercises done.  Enjoy your nap.

Bye

Awesome Song of the Day #52

Empire of The Sun – We are the People

Yes, they are weirdo’s but they make nice sounding tunes.  Just weird weird guys, kinda fit in here, but it’s saturday so I don’t have feathers in my hair today.  Ohh well the close up at about  1 minute of the dude on the bike is incredible.  That guy looks suspicious! I bet he is about to start dancing.

DONE! EAT IT WEDNESDAY! SATURDAY IS AWESOME!