DORK AWESOMENESS: THE MILLENNIUM FALCON!
Im a pretty huge dork, nerd, bassanova. But occasionally I want to let me dork flag fly…as high as possible, which is pretty incredible seeing the other dorky stuff I like to discuss, such as Easy-bake oven vs. bathtub gin, which is better for kids. You know where my dork flag pole is? Top of the Millennium Falcon. If flaps in the winds of cloud city and it is only raised to half mast on the anniversary of the explosion of the Planet Alderaan.
It can do everything. Fly, hyperspace jumping, attaching to Star Destroyers (which lets be honest if our Space Navy was called Star Destroyers Americans would still want to go to Mars and we would probably demand that we blow up the sun…) They also float around in trash and land on asteroids which turn out to be monsters, ohh sounds scary? Nope they can also outrun space asteroid monsters. Thats a fucking scary asteroid though. What if the asteroid from Armageddon (your welcome) had a space monster in it? Bruce “whatcha talkin bout” Willis would have blownd it all sorts of up and then the space monster would have just fallen to EARTH and eaten Jersey. Second thought, might be worth it…except all that hair gel would have gotten stuck in the monsters mouth and probably killed it.
I mean how do you bet that thing in game of intergalactic space cards…Lando you Idiot!
What did we learn today? Millennium has to the next hardest word to spell after those flying dinosaur things.
Awesome Search to find my blog of the day: “coolest pictures of real live monkeys” Yep somebody found this blog with that search. Not only are they looking for real and live monkeys but the coolest. Too bad here they only found the shittiest fake dead pumpkin photos. In your face grandma’s, learn how to google!
Awesome Song Of the Day # 51
Kid Cudi – Pursuit of Happiness
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