ANIMAL AWESOMENESS: SLOTHS 3 and 2 Toed Varieties… It’s all good baby!
Longest title yet! That is a victory in my book. Your book is probably not as good as my book. My book is filled with explosions and 3 toed sloths with a few cameos by 2 toed sloths and 1 cameo by Frank Stallone. Your book is about math or equations of some sort…. LAME – O.
I wonder what that is like….being the Frank Stallone, you could never be the focus of family conversations. Well you were in this GEM!. Yea, post apocalyptic world where the main means of travel is roller blading. I can’t even find the trailer on line! Thats incredible! My 4 seconds of searching yielded nothing! BOOO!
So Sloths, are super cool. They aren’t fast, can’t time travel or fly. But they have super big claws and look weird. Yep thats it. I don’t know really what it is…but just look at one. You can’t help but like it. I am pretty sure they have no natural predators. Except, tigers, lions, jaguars, humans, sharks, gremlins, bows and arrows, astroids and when she was alive, Mother Teresa. Mother Teresa love some Sloth Stew mixed with chicken stock. Saint my ass!
I know babies are usually very cute. If not stupid people wouldn’t always say…googooo gayyyyy gayyy various baby noises and stupid faces! I usually give babies a swift punch to the throat in defiance of the status quo. But my baby words quota is meet with these things.
So what did we learn. Frank Stallone is actually not as cool as sloths, and they look like really old dudes and the XX makes nifty music.
ASTA LA VEEEESTA BABY! (Spelling is all good I swear!)
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