ANIMAL AWESOMENESS: SLOTHS 3 and 2 Toed Varieties… It’s all good baby!


Longest title yet!  That is a victory in my book.  Your book is probably not as good as my book.  My book is filled with explosions and 3 toed sloths with a few cameos by 2 toed sloths and 1 cameo by Frank Stallone. Your book is about math or equations of some sort…. LAME – O.

Wow, I am the UNtalented Stallone.  Which means I am still the 3rd coolest person in the room.  1) Author (me fuckers!) 2) Sloths! 3) Frankie "baby face" Stallone! Fair Enough I think!  WORDS!

Wow, I am the UNtalented Stallone. Which means I am still the 3rd coolest person in the room. 1) Author (me fuckers!) 2) Sloths! 3) Frankie "baby face" Stallone! Fair Enough I think! WORDS!

I wonder what that is like….being the Frank Stallone, you could never be the focus of family conversations.  Well you were in this GEM!.  Yea, post apocalyptic world where the main means of travel is roller blading.  I can’t even find the trailer on line!  Thats incredible! My 4 seconds of searching yielded nothing!  BOOO!

So Sloths, are super cool.  They aren’t fast, can’t time travel or fly.  But they have super big claws and look weird.  Yep thats it.  I don’t know really what it is…but just look at one.  You can’t help but like it.  I am pretty sure they have no natural predators.  Except, tigers, lions, jaguars, humans, sharks, gremlins, bows and arrows, astroids and when she was alive, Mother Teresa.  Mother Teresa love some Sloth Stew mixed with chicken stock.  Saint my ass!

Picture Moment!

Chewbacca + Ewok + Robin Williams (think about it) Hint: He's on Coke! Hint: Very Hairy!

Chewbacca + Ewok + Robin Williams (think about it) Hint: He's on Coke! Hint: Very Hairy!

I know babies are usually very cute.  If not stupid people wouldn’t always say…googooo gayyyyy gayyy various baby noises and stupid faces!  I usually give babies a swift punch to the throat in defiance of the status quo.  But my baby words quota is meet with these things.

HAHA It looks like a 85 year old human man...

HAHA It looks like a 85 year old human man...

So what did we learn.  Frank Stallone is actually not as cool as sloths, and they look like really old dudes and the XX makes nifty music.

ASTA LA VEEEESTA BABY! (Spelling is all good I swear!)

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Awesome Song of the Day # 49

The XX

Basic Space

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3 Responses to “ANIMAL AWESOMENESS: SLOTHS 3 and 2 Toed Varieties… It’s all good baby!”

  1. He was in “Return of the Rollerblade Seven” too!
    … maybe that was just a bunch of people returning their copies of the first movie though.

    Michael J. Fox’s brother, Michael K. Fox, feels Frank Stallone’s pain.

  2. He can’t get his jacket all the way on? What the hell is that? Maybe next time he can just put it over his shoulders and let the sleeves hang like my grandmothers did.

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