CURING DISEASES AWESOMENESS: DEPRESSION!


My goal in life used to be to become a T-Rex.  When I was about 22 I was told by a college guidance councilor that I could not if fact get an entry level job as a T-Rex.  My life dreams were dashed, now my degree in Loud T-Rex noise making and minor in Eating Herbivores was useless in the real world.  Boy were my folks pissed they had told all their friends that I was gonna be the worlds greatest T-Rex.  Needless to say my mom has never recovered.  So i needed new direction.  I wanted to cure diseases.  I have found my first cure.  The cure to DEPRESSION!  JOHN LITHGOW BITCHES!

Are you sad?

I bet your not sad anymore! Possibly aroused though

I bet your not sad anymore! Possibly aroused though

Not anymore.  See your smiling.  I can tell I am looking in your window…Put your pants back on…Okay don’t put them back on I understand you are looking at lithgow…  I discovered this upon being depressed and catching an episode of Third Rock From The Sun.  But it was replaced by Cancer that that asshole French Stewart gave me…I’ll figure that cure out later.

Have you ever seen that flick Harry and the Henderson’s?  John Lithgow was so happy and nice that he adopted a monster from the wild.  If you were to walk to Lithgow’s residence he would welcome you with open arms and Enya would be playing in the background and your tears of sadness would be replaced by tears of Lithgow induced passion.

Hey You Smile! Now! Lithgow Says So!

Hey You Smile! Now! Lithgow Says So!

Ahh man I am so happy right now!  Me and Lithgow are actually hunging to Enya in celebration of his award that he won.  It was wonderful.

He won an award for best hand wig/hat in a movie motion picture

He won an award for best hand wig/hat in a movie motion picture

I want a hand wig/hat.  The hand wig/hat store is closed though.  Lame.

Bye

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Awesome Song of The Day #47

Enya – Only Time (seriously…kinda, it’s Lithgow’s favorite song)

I hope you listened to the whole thing…I sure did.  It is lovely.

Wow that song sucks.

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