MONSTER AWESOMENESS: WEREWOLVES!
So the google images is usually my best pal ever, since it saves me actually doing any work for this thing but today it totally ruined my day. So I spent all day with a hard on for posting today, and I knew from minute 1 of today. Well I guess not minute 1 that was right after midnight and I was busy eating T Bell and trying not to preemptively shit my pants. See T bell makes me shitty, (which yes is an adjective, or adverb… whatever English language, you are super fucking tough…maybe its a dangling modifier or a square root…nope) and back to me shitting myself. So T bell is really high quality but gives me a gassy senstaion called shitting myself, my coworkers hate it, but my laundromat loves it… well they actually hate it to…but no big deal….what the crap am I talking about.
Ahh yea werewolves. So at minute roughly 376 of today I got the idea of raving about how cool werewolves are….which granted they are. The only proof you need is right here. Now you hopefully watched that trailer because it said…”it will blow your house down” and then a house blew up… now if this website made that trailer it would have said blow your house up… We just have a really special attention to detail. Like Steven Hawking…if he read at a 6th grade level…and colored….and used spirograph.
Ahhhhh and yea back to werewolves….so you don’t need much convincing of their awesomeness. Once a month they become giant scary dog monsters and go kill and eat humans. Awesome… and people can’t get enough of them…I go kill a couple hookers once a month and all of a sudden I am a horrible person…go figure.
So I wanted a shit ton of cool pics for my site to show off how sweet werewolves are….and all I get are these…the Gayest/stupidest/most retarded/fucking what the fuck pictures ever…..although I d probably wear the middle one as a shirt if i could….
1. Google Images Let Down #1
So I think okay beginners bad luck. How about something down the page. And this Gem.
and #3, from color by numbers I am pretty sure.
Now don’t get me wrong, I still think werewolves are pretty kick ass….google just didn’t do it for me…these are horrible, well #2 is pretty fricken baller…
but then it dawned on me….like dawn. That all I needed was just a little more Dog Soldiers in my life…and you need it to.
So this post officially makes about as much sense as this…
I want an otter pop
Awesome Song of The Day # 45 ( definitely not ICP )
Band of Horses – Cold Fame
This post took me an hour…thats 57 minutes longer than normal. Where does the time go…ahhhhh byyyyeeee