FOOD AWESOMENESS: MUFFINS!
I bet your eating a muffin right now.
Probably one of dem otis spunkmayers…dems shittsss is ballin.
Funny that some baker was like I love the shape of mushrooms but I am sick of seeing purple monsters and melting faces, and guess what?! I also love cake. Solution = Shape – psychedelia – manure (shit) + cake + love = This Picture?
Barack Obama should institute a universal muffin proposal..I’d vote for that a million times. I think thats how voting works right? Like NBA allstar game… which will be sweet when Yao Ming has been retired for 14 years but China still votes him number 1 in the voting. Odd usually don’t get into Yao Ming tangents. Guess I’ve got tall Asians on the mind. BACK TO FUCKING MUFFINS!
Not like back to fucking muffins like having sex with one….but…wait…that doesn’t actually sound horrible. Actually sounds oddly deliciously sexy.
Back to my Universal Muffin proposal
Question: Can I have a Muffin while taking a shower?
Obama: Yes and I will bring it to you.
Question: Can I have blueberry.
Question: Can I have one crush my car?
You thought, can this dude really talk about muffins for this long. Yes.
I mean have you had a muffin you didn’t like? Of course not, thats like saying I saw an old person fall over on America’s Funniest Home Videos and did not laugh.
WARNING THE VIDEO THAT FOLLOWS IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER.
Awesome Song of The Day # 44
John Parr – St. Elmo’s Fire
If you scrolled all the way down here you are a sucka! But a very dediated reader and for that I give you another video.
Trust me it is awesome
wow I am easily Entertained.