DEAD AWESOMENESS: GHOSTS!


See, there are alot of doubters out there, we didn’t land on the moon, the holocaust never happened, big bird doesn’t exists…blah blah blah.  But you know which one gets me.  Ghosts, they are of course real…who else buys are the chains home depot sells, have you ever bought chain? Nope, only Quentin Rampage Jackson and he only needed about 2 feet worth.  I’ve lost all of you? Ghosts rattle chains around to scare people…duh.  Let this horrible image teach what I can’t obviously write in words.

 

wow that picture is lame as shit...my fans just went from 4 to 3.  Sorry mom I know you were holding out for better but I failed you!

wow that picture is lame as shit...my fans just went from 4 to 3. Sorry mom I know you were holding out for better but I failed you!

I myself have had personal experience with a ghost.  We went out on a lovely date, he brought me flowers, took me out for italian food than made my sink water turn to blood and made all my silverware fly out of the drawers.  Unfortunetly, I found out he was already married and it was a big disappointment.  Ugh…Boys…

Why is that Ghosts that are caught on camera are always doing the stupidest shit ever.  Like walking up stairs or in cemeteries, dude…Ghosts, those places are scary go see a movie…I’ve heard UP is delightful.  HAHA! I bet all the little kids who wanted to click on a link for UP were just horrified! Victory, In your face stupid kids!

But I mean seriously look at this “proof”

 

What the Fuck? Is this elementary school gym?

What the Fuck? Is this an elementary school gym?

Pedophile fucking ghosts, get your jollies elsewhere!  Just not me in the shower, I am very shy.

Honestly, I don’t get it, why sit in the bleachers at an elementary school basketball game or presidential fitness test day? When you can walk through walls and hang out with hollow man!?!?!? And what the fuck are these Ghosts doing??  What did Ice Cube ever do to you…!?

 

Jason Straitham was in that movie? I'm seeing it...wait I already saw it in the Theatre, yep I am a loser.

Jason Straitham was in that movie? I'm seeing it...wait I already saw it in the Theatre, yep I am a loser.

So, if you go to Mars watch out for Ghosts that look like Marilyn Manson, or just remember to take Ice Cube with you.  He will protect you with a shot gun or taser or foul language.

Man ohhhh Mannn Good monday!!

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Awesome Song of the Day #43

Sunset Rubdown – Shut Up I am Dreaming of Places of Places Where Lovers Have Wings – Live – Incredible Ending

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3 Responses to “DEAD AWESOMENESS: GHOSTS!”

  1. wow that song is incredible just FYI

  2. Yeah, I don’t get wasting powers like going through walls to do things like hang out in a cemetary or shake a chain at people. Kinda similar to being Jesus and trying to deliver a message by appearing in an oil slick.

    When I am a ghost, people may not like having me around, but they will certainly respect the way I use my ghost powers.

  3. Yea Jesus could do so much better like being in french toast

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