ANIMAL AWESOMENESS: MONKEYS WITH SUNGLASSES ON!
SOOOOOOOOOOOO…Comcast sucks and I am lazy as hell, which are two universal truths apparently. You know another universal truth monkeys wear sunglasses better than I could ever. I mean I look fucking good in sunglasses, I mean reaallll goood. Like a chocolate cake on a naked women riding a jet ski good. But I can’t quite pull off monkey cool. Monkeys just pull it off, we should all really stop trying.
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Do monkeys need sunglasses you ask? Probably.
I mean they wear pants and know sign language, might as well protect their retinas from the sun!
Looking cool isn’t limited to Americans and Ewoks…monkeys are more than welcome to hang out on the beach with me Billy Dee Williams and an Ewok. They can wear sunglass/goggles (they aren’t the smartest creatures ever)
What did I learn on my hiatus…that monkeys look fucking awesome in sunglasses.
Wow good to be back…you better rest your fucking brain cause Im back baby…
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