ANIMAL AWESOMENESS: MONKEYS WITH SUNGLASSES ON!


SOOOOOOOOOOOO…Comcast sucks and I am lazy as hell, which are two universal truths apparently.  You know another universal truth monkeys wear sunglasses better than I could ever.   I mean I look fucking good in sunglasses, I mean reaallll goood.  Like a chocolate cake on a naked women riding a jet ski good.  But I can’t quite pull off monkey cool.  Monkeys just pull it off, we should all really stop trying.

 

 

I mean you can't even see his face and you know he is cooler than you.

I mean you can't even see his face and you know he is cooler than you.

 

 

 

Please follow this link for your mental well being.

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Do monkeys need sunglasses you ask? Probably.

I mean they wear pants and know sign language, might as well protect their retinas from the sun!

Looking cool isn’t limited to Americans and Ewoks…monkeys are more than welcome to hang out on the beach with me Billy Dee Williams and an Ewok.  They can wear sunglass/goggles (they aren’t the smartest creatures ever)

 

I looked for 30 minutes to find a monkey with old person glasses on and couldn't...but this monkey doesn't care. Neither do you...this is awesome as is...your welcome

I looked for 30 minutes to find a monkey with old person glasses on and couldn't...but this monkey doesn't care. Neither do you...this is awesome as is...your welcome

What did I learn on my hiatus…that monkeys look fucking awesome in sunglasses.  

 

 

Wow good to be back…you better rest your fucking brain cause Im back baby…

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Awesome Song of the Day # 40 – Gang Gang Dance – First Communion. 

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2 Responses to “ANIMAL AWESOMENESS: MONKEYS WITH SUNGLASSES ON!”

  1. That monkey doesn’t care? No monkey cares, if you had a tiny head and could still work the cool shades you wouldn’t care either.

    Welcome back man.

  2. thanks! i hope to be back for good now…unless im kidnapped by King Kong…which would kick ass. But I don ‘t think I am Naomi watts enough…

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