Archive for July, 2009

DINOSAUR AWESOMENESS: PTERODACTYLS!

Posted in Awesome, Dinosaurs, Exclamation Points, Monsters, Music, Nature on July 28, 2009 by tsanda

So today’s post was one of many mental battles, on the one had I had pterodactyls, which has to be the hardest and stupidestlying spelled word in the America language.  On the other hand I had these sexy ladies.

 

Golden Girls V. Pterodactyls....not a fair match up...fucking awesome bloodbath

Golden Girls V. Pterodactyls....not a fair match up...fucking awesome bloodbath

So I had a face off (I want to take your face…off) between the golden g’s and flying monsters.  Yep of course flying monsters won and apparently had a lovely dinner, a little gamey, and not a lot of meat on their bones but aged just right.

 

Yep, 3d! Take that brain!

Yep, 3d! Take that brain!

 

 

Flying dinosaurs don’t get much more badass.  Dinosaurs are pretty neato as is, one might even say rad, but add wings and breathing fire… I think, to the equation (sorry I did once say no math would be involved in this blog I apologize) and you have the me of dinosaurs.  They could just fly around and pick up other dinosaurs and then drop them wherever, quick sand, lava pools, tar pits, jersey.  Do you think Dinosaurs from Jersey/NYC had think annoying accents? Probably, and I am sure they loved Chicken Parm too.

Other Dinosaurs had two legs, maybe 4 if they were lucky, and tiny little arms.  These had wings with tiny adorable hands on them.  What were those hands for anyways? I bet when they were flying around the stratosphere they would give each other wicked high fives.  Lord knows I would.

A german guy of some unknown name and face once dreamed the same dream I have once dreamed while dreaming.  A pterodactyl fight! 

It’s like The Outsiders vs. The Warriors = we all win baby.

 

Why are my pants all of a sudden so much tighter?

Why are my pants all of a sudden so much tighter?

Though, honestly I could have drawn that, and I would have added at least 14 more explosion than 0.  

Quiz –

Questions – Pterodactyls could swim?

Answer – No fucking clue.

Done

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AWESOME SONG OF THE DAY #42

The Orphanage – Hold Mine

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PICTURE AWESOMENESS: THIS PICTURE!

Posted in Actors, Awesome, Humor, memories, Movies, Music on July 23, 2009 by tsanda

Sorry my 4 fans…I came back then went on vacation!  Im kinda an asshole…but posts should be much more regular because my computer just had some fiber!….(get it…ehh!) SHITTING JOKE!

Now I was surfing the netsky for cool stuff like Emilio Estevez’s home address and turn ons when I noticed this gem that I had completely forgot about.

The Outsiders is an incredible moment in movie making history/world history.  Screw the moon landing or the hindenberg… the most imporant picture of all time is this one.  Prepare for nostalgia overload!!!!!

 

The Outsiders....but very much inside of my heart!

The Outsiders....but very much inside of my heart!

Now to get the full value of this picture you need to breakdown each pose.  

1. Emilio Estivez – Arms crossed, no sleeves, about to steal your girlfriend and stab you in the face, but he’d also play catch with his little brother

2. Ralph Macchio – Trying to look tough but gay smile creeps through on its own.

3. C Thomas Hollowell (no I don’t have time to Google his name to many pictures of him from Soul Man which gives me bad dreams) He is wishing he was Emilio Estevez

4. Tom Cruise – Trying to flex…but we can see your hand under your bicep pushing it up….im not impressed! Thats a lie that tattoo is incredible. I can’t see what it is but I am imagining a Flaming Eagle holding a sword

5. Matt Dillion- Matt Dillion was in the Outsiders? What the fuck for?

6-7. Rob Lowe and Patrick Swayze – they are grouped together because they are to busy “gay”zing into each other eyes to stop for 5 seconds for 1 tough ass picture.  Assholes.  

I take that back Pat your not an asshole.  Rob Lowe…you kinda are sorry, West Wing sucked.

That picture is now my computer background it’s too incredible.  I hate to sound like an old guy but they just don’t make em like this anymore.

(that “Gay”zing joke is as G as it gets by the way)

DONE!

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Awesome Song of the Day # 41

Grand Buffet – Cool As Hell

That Flyers Jacket is Money.

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ANIMAL AWESOMENESS: MONKEYS WITH SUNGLASSES ON!

Posted in Uncategorized on July 1, 2009 by tsanda

SOOOOOOOOOOOO…Comcast sucks and I am lazy as hell, which are two universal truths apparently.  You know another universal truth monkeys wear sunglasses better than I could ever.   I mean I look fucking good in sunglasses, I mean reaallll goood.  Like a chocolate cake on a naked women riding a jet ski good.  But I can’t quite pull off monkey cool.  Monkeys just pull it off, we should all really stop trying.

 

 

I mean you can't even see his face and you know he is cooler than you.

I mean you can't even see his face and you know he is cooler than you.

 

 

 

Please follow this link for your mental well being.

http://img300.imageshack.us/i/monkeydrummertse7.gif/

Do monkeys need sunglasses you ask? Probably.

I mean they wear pants and know sign language, might as well protect their retinas from the sun!

Looking cool isn’t limited to Americans and Ewoks…monkeys are more than welcome to hang out on the beach with me Billy Dee Williams and an Ewok.  They can wear sunglass/goggles (they aren’t the smartest creatures ever)

 

I looked for 30 minutes to find a monkey with old person glasses on and couldn't...but this monkey doesn't care. Neither do you...this is awesome as is...your welcome

I looked for 30 minutes to find a monkey with old person glasses on and couldn't...but this monkey doesn't care. Neither do you...this is awesome as is...your welcome

What did I learn on my hiatus…that monkeys look fucking awesome in sunglasses.  

 

 

Wow good to be back…you better rest your fucking brain cause Im back baby…

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Awesome Song of the Day # 40 – Gang Gang Dance – First Communion. 

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