What is the best thing on the planet to eat on other stuff? Let this list of ingredients help you; tomato concentrate, corn syrup (or other surgar),vinegar, salt, spice and herb extracts (including celery), spice and garlic powder.  Now, I don’t know about the celery, sounds like wikipedia is full of shit on that one.  But the rest of those things all mix together and form a taste sensation / explosion / volcano / supernova / apocalypse of red semi thick topping, dip or condiment. 


Forget the NBA playoffs, ketchup is where amazing happens.

Forget the NBA playoffs, ketchup is where amazing happens.

Now if your like me you probably just tried to rub some french fries on the screen. Sorry about that.  Now Ketchup, most people think hotdogs and burgers and you would be very very right.  But guess what Breakfast was made for ketchup.  Hashbrowns, eggs and sausage all dream about ketchup at night and I oblige them every morning with the proper burial they deserve….a ketchup burial.  Note to world, when I die, cremate me, put me in a bottle of Ketchup, then put me in a cannon and shoot me over the grand canyon.  No real reason why the grand canyon just sounded pretty damn epic.  I want a ketchup phone. 


Yea you thought I made that shit up!

Yea you thought I made that shit up!

All this ketchup talk is making me hungry.  You need to see the movie Cobra starring Sly Stallone, the girl he is protecting drowns her fries in Ketchup.  Perfect.

I am going to open some ketchup packets directly into my mouth and probably just take a bath in some.


Awesome Song of The Day # 37

Aesop Rock – “None Shall Pass”

Artwork by Jeremy Fish who is incredible.


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