FUCKING FINALLY AWESOMENESS: SNAKE/SCORPION/LIZARD WHISKY!


I have been so sick of only having the choice to drink 1 booze with a once living creature living in it.  Tequila is so boring and worms are lame. It’s about time that after I am done binge drinking a bottle of blindness inducing mexican alcohol that I can collect all the creatures they stick in there.  Well, my prayers are answered…Thanks God! You Rock!

 

OHHHHH NEAT! Dead Snakes and Scorpions... in my drink...thanks...

OHHHHH NEAT! Dead Snakes and Scorpions... in my drink...thanks...

The creator of these genius product has created a fun game to along with drinking.  Rare collectables, collect the whole set.  The double pack that have scorpions AND snakes is the best.  Their respective venoms seep into your drink and form together like Voltron and only give you seizures for 5 – 10 minutes, after that gonna have such a good night!  It is like absinthe but instead of hallucinations it slowly shuts down your nervous system and kills you! Give me another shot you pussy!

Snakes? scorpions, is that all you have???? WAIT THERES MORE! 

 

GIANT LIZARDS and Scorpions in little baby bottles...for the kids.

GIANT LIZARDS and Scorpions in little baby bottles...for the kids.

The real excitement is that the next company is going to take this trend and run with it even more.  So first it was worms in tequila, then it was snakes and scorpions in whiskey.  Soon we will have grizzly bears in vodka and great white sharks in a beer keg.  The sky really is the limit.  Do you think the Star Wars universe has a booze bottle with a Rancor in it?  I certainly hope so.  

I am going to go trap a mountain lion and put it in some bath tub gin.  Who wants a shot?!?!? 

Bottoms up!  (just watch out for the Koala in the Mint Julep they get a little soggy….)

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Awesome Song of the Day #35

Barr – “The Song Is Simple”

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3 Responses to “FUCKING FINALLY AWESOMENESS: SNAKE/SCORPION/LIZARD WHISKY!”

  1. Make mine Komodo Dragon Rum please.

  2. Jake Johnson Says:

    Where in Mexico did you find all those things?

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