TECHNOLOGY AWESOMENESS: THE HOVERCRAFT!


Ever get sick of driving around on wheels?  Ever get sick of boating on water? Ever get sick of riding horse legs? Yes on 1-3.  Our modern ways of transportation are so ineffective and boring. I mean isn’t their some way we can get from A to B in some serious style while barley not touching the ground?  The answer is a resounding yes.  The Hovercraft.

 

Hovercraft says Fuck you Suckas

Hovercraft says "Fuck you Suckas"

Remember when Jackie Chan was run over by a hovercraft in Ruble in the Bronx? Yeah me too, that was awesome. 

You can hover these “crafts” over nearly anything.  Water… probably, Dirt… most likely, Lava… absolutely not don’t be silly.

Hovercrafts are almost too confusing and scientific to describe how they work.  There are entire episodes of Bill Nye the Science Guy on decoding the mystery of hovercrafts.  It has something to do air being pushed down under something else causing a space to be created that other thing hovers on…Wait a minute.  That isn’t confusing at all! Thanks this picture!

 

Somebody send this picture to Bill Nye! Hovercrafts wear skirts?

Somebody send this picture to Bill Nye! Hovercrafts wear skirts?

So another 5 minutes spent on this blog and another mystery of the universe unlocked.  Man o’ Man I deserve the Pulitzer Prize wrapped in a Nobel Peace Prize welded to an Oscar.  I will let the science and film academies work on that.  I ‘ll be waiting here with Bill Nye.  We are going to make a volcano!

Quiz – What do hovercrafts hover over? Definitely no Lava!

Lesson Over

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Awesome Song of the Day #34

Deastro – “the Shaded Forests”

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