SCIENCE AWESOMENESS: TIME TRAVEL!
How can this blog tackle a subject as dense and scientific as time travel! Easy same way we tackle every other topic, with half assed wikipedia reading and some sweet pictures. So time travel is defined by Merriam Webster and associates as the act of traveling in time. Yea, I thought it was going to be way more deep than that, sorta sounds like we made it up… well here is another big science phrase we didn’t make up Quantum Entanglement!
Okay, we are already bored of scientific time travel. We are pretty sure the best movies ever have to do with time travel. So if we combined all these into one it would be the best movie ever right? It only makes sense, don’t have to be a scientist to know that. Wouldn’t hurt though scientists are smart.
So the movie starts with a young scientist who discovers a Einstein-Rosen-Podolsky bridge and slides through it. Upon completing his slide he discovers he has gone forward in time and there is a robot revolution going on. Which blows. He finds a junked Delorean retrofits it with a flux capacitor (what? he made it…he is a fucking scientist remember) and shoots back in time. The machines see this and decide they will use this technology to kill the leader of the resistance that is fighting against them. So they send back a machine in their own delorean. It is 1950 and the young scientist finds he has gone to his parents hometown and must figure out a way to get them together or he and his brother are never born. His younger brother apparently is bound for greatness, he is going to lead the resistance against the machines. The machine learns this and decides it will kill the younger brother to stop the resistance. In regular time, right now, the Time Enforcement Commission (TEC) decides it needs to send back its best cop to save the day.
So time cop comes back in time, but forgets his weapons. So two nerdy guys must quantum leap back into time and help Time Cop get into a fist fight with the machine to save the resistance. End. Or is it…Not yet. In 1000 years a couple of stoner students must do a report on this event in history so they get into their phone booth and try to learn all the can. End of movie credits roll. Hell i’d see it.
Pop Quiz Hot Shot: Best Time Traveling Devise.
1. Back to the Future
2. Time Cop Car/Geometric Shape Thingy.
3. Bill and Ted’s Phone booth?
You can vote in the comments page.
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