CRIMINAL AWESOMENESS: THE MA FUCKIN HAMBURGLAR!


It is sunday and it is late and I’m tired.  So I am going to keep this short and sweet.  The only criminal that all people love is the hamburger.  Cause he is just so mischievous and sweet.  Today’s criminals can learn a lot from the hamburglar; if you get caught stealing dvd’s from 7-11 just shrug, smile and giggle and I bet the cops will let you go…   I mean he looks a little sketchy  it appears from his clothes that he just escaped maximum security prison for rape or triple homicide or something like that.  But I mean, the guy just wants a hamburger.  Can you fault the guy? America has fucked up a lot of shit… but Hamburgers are pure like a unicorn in the sunrise.  

 

Dudes got good taste

Dudes got good taste

 

 

I am going to go steal a Hamburger right now. God Bless you hamburgler, just don’t steal my fucking hamburger.  Or your fucking dead.

Ohhh and P.S. Fuck Ronald McDonald.

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Awesome song of the Day # 25

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