Sleeping Awesomeness: Sleeping Bags Are Finally Cool!
When I was a kid, many many moons ago. Sleeping bags were fucking wack. Cold, restricting and uncomfortable were the names of the game, and the game wasn’t fun or warm, or comfortable…. Right. Just because the army has shitty sleeping bags doesn’t mean I want to go camping/sleep in the backyard with a shitty ass sleeping bag. Example … Warning! This could bring back bad flashbacks.
Now kids and adults alike get to sleep in the coolest shit ever. I have immediately sold my bed and my sheets and bought 3 sleeping bags. I rotate these bags between my mid day nap, afternoon nap and evening sleeping. The dreams I have been having are incredible they usually involve me, my best friend a bear, and a Jedi. It goes without saying we are warm as hell.
So in this dream after my bear friend and I wrestle a giant crab to death and eat it. We get a little cold. So a Jedi comes to our rescue, riding his Taun Taun. We then cut it open and take a nap and eat it from the inside out for a snack, that crab filled us up … we really only needed a snack. Tastes like chicken but it’s a little gamey. Could have used some salt.
Kids suck for having this Sleeping bag now.
It has a light saber zipper, so it’s like your violently killing the Taun Taun before you sleep in it.
What about the Adults? Not quite as good, but don’t get me wrong still fucking incredible. Haven’t you ever wanted to run around town or do jumping jacks or dance the robot while in your sleeping bag!? ME TO! We should really hang out in sleeping bags together sometime. It would be rad. Now you can solve a murder mystery and still stay warm, and when its over you can lay on a park bench and sleep. Nobody will think your a bum either.
Cause what bum has this!?
None, Silly. It was a trick question.
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