So your bus driver probably hates you.  Just get over it.  If your old he has to help you on and off and clean the diapers messes you leave … if your middle aged he has to listen to your bullshit blue tooth conversations and if your young he hates how you leave your trash on the bus and smell terrible.   The bus driver never gets his revenge.  He’s too busy controlling a huge transportation vehicle that could possibly kill hundreds of people in a fireball of explosions.  So what does he do…sneaky fucker … stop short … those buses definitely don’t have seat belts.  JENIUS bus driver (didn’t spell genius wrong it’s Jesus + Genius… basically what would Jesus and Einstein do in the same situation) 



BRATTLEBORO, Vt. – A bus driver accused of slamming on the brakes to discipline children on her bus when they misbehaved was arrested. Police said the sudden stops caused the elementary school children to hit their heads on the seat in front of them or fall on to the floor. No one was seriously injured.

According to WCAX-TV, the 38-year-year-old driver was charged with careless and negligent operation.


Hopefully your like me when you saw this article and immediately laughed for about 10 minutes, combined with some knee slapping and some “ohh thats rich” comments.  Cause really thats the funniest shit I’ve read in a longtime.  Can you imagine the joy on the bus drivers face when she was sick of little kids throwing boogers at her or vomiting on her nice leather upholstery, so she slams the brakes and little kids go flying! HA!

But not to be one upped.  The kids wanted their revenge.  With the second funniest thing I have read in a long time.  The news is really getting on track lately.  Forget depressing stuff nobody wants to read about.  Tells us more about kids farting on Buses!



March 24, 2009 12:15 AM EST | AP

LAKELAND, Fla. — An eighth-grader was suspended from riding the school bus for three days after being accused of passing gas. The bus driver wrote on a misbehavior form that a 15-year-old teen passing gas on the bus Monday to make the other children laugh, creating a stench so bad that it was difficult to breathe. The bus driver handed the teen the suspension form the next day.



The aftermath of little Timmy's flatulence.

The aftermath of little Timmy's flatulence.

HA! In your face bus driver… I might have a headache now from you slamming on your brakes all the time … but now your bus smells like doo doo. Tough shit.

P.S. How the fuck can a School Bus driver suspend anybody?  That is probably the most shocking part of this news story.



Awesome Song of The Day # 22


Thanks AP your the greatest!



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