HOLY SHIT THIS EXISTS AWESOMENESS! VAN DAMME ACTION COLLECTION!


Calm down … I know putting those four words together has the potential to start international rioting of CD stores.  Be happy these are not available in stores… only the inter-web, there is no such thing as inter-web rioting … or porn sites would be screwed.  If Best Buy was forced to only carry one CD compilation in all of their stores they could still make billions of dollars of profit if they chose these.  

The reason ears and boom boxes were made
The reason ears and boom boxes were made

So your thinking….CD’s? Jean Claude? How does this compute.  Well look closely.  These little babies are music compilations from original soundtracks to Jean Claude’s entire collection.  Take  a minute……..I understand you need to sit down for a second…well your probably already sitting down…you might as well lay down…..

You back? GOOD! 

So I was going to write a post on something else when I got side tracked by other sweet things.  That pretty much happens every time I sit down to post. Today was going to be about Time Travel.  So of course I needed a pic of Time Cop. Yea, time traveling JCVD mullet.  Then God pointed through my house at something that will forever change my life … I saw and ad for The JCVD action collection followed by the words Volume 1. Which says two things to me.  Number Uno (Numero One) My boom box will never again play another CD, well other than volume 2 and 3. Number Two: I just found the soundtrack to my life.  

I just found the music for my wedding! (which will be a cyborg themed affair)
I just found the music for my wedding! (which will be a cyborg themed affair)

So you are going to the gym to do some splits, or break bricks with your hands or maybe save a hockey stadium from exploding…and you want to have some tunes; U2 is gay, 50 cent is wack, Green day…PLEEEAASSEEEE say you are kidding! You need something to get your heart pumping and your feet moving.  How about everybodies favorite jam: “I’m already dead” from Universal Soldier.  Good start I know.  Need to stop some crime? Try “Time Cop” From Time Cop.  Not good enough?  Wow your hard to please.  The environmentalist out there can enjoy, “Buddah’s Eagle” from Kickboxer.  Last but not least…one for the Lovers:  “Love Theme” from Death Warrant.  Im going to wait by the mail station for my CD’s to come in.  I’ll be training quietly for my chance to enter the Quest.

FUCK OFF BEETHOVEN...Here is my muse.
FUCK OFF BEETHOVEN…Here is my muse.

FYI these are 100% real and they are amazing.  A little track list action.

        1.

Universal Soldier: The Explosion [1:44]

2. 

Universal Soldier: I’m Already Dead [1:48]

3. 

Hard Target: Hunting Seasons Opens [3:55]

4. 

Hard Target: Motorcycle Chase [2:49]

5. 

Hard Target: On the Docks [1:27]

6. 

Time Cop: Time Cop [2:22]

7. 

Time Cop: Melissa [2:43]

8. 

Time Cop: Rescue and Return [3:24]

9. 

Streetfighter: Habanero [3:19]

10. 

Streetfighter: Chuni-Li Enters the
Morgue 
[2:19]

11. 

Streetfighter: Game Over [1:44]

12. 

Sudden Death: Main Title [2:55]

13. 

Sudden Death: Finding the Bombs/Seeing
Tyler 
[3:29]

14. 

Sudden Death: Rooftop Battle [5:29]

15. 

The Quest: Invitation [2:36]

16. 

The Quest: Flashback [1:50]

17. 

The Quest: To the City of Battle [3:49]

18. 

The Quest: Sentenced to Death [3:53]

 

Vol 2.

Track listing

 

1. 

Feel the Impact (03:03)

Tracks 1-4 from Double Impact (Arthur Kempel)

2. 

The Brother’s Revenge (03:37)

3. 

The Other Side of the World (01:15)

4. 

Causeway Bay (07:19)

5. 

The Gamble (previously unreleased) (08:36)

from Bloodsport (Paul Hertzog)

6. 

Buddah’s Eagle (04:21)

Tracks 6-7 from Kickboxer (Paul Hertzog)

7. 

Fight for Love (Instr.) (03:46)

8. 

End Title Suite (04:52)

from Cyborg (Kevin Bassinson)

9. 

Main Title (02:03)

Tracks 9-12 from Death Warrant (Gary Chang)

10. 

Love Theme (03:32)

11. 

Burke vs. Sandman (05:47)

12. 

Bring Me a Dream (Instr.) (03:26

 

VOL 3.

 

         Track
listing

 

1. 

Hunting Season Opens (05:17)

Tracks 1-3 from Hard Target (Graeme Revell)

2. 

Chance & Carmen/Streetfighting (03:43)

3. 

Motorcycle Chase (03:30)

4. 

Love Theme (04:12)

Tracks 4-5 from Nowhere to Run (Mark Isham)

5. 

The Hunt (03:06)

6. 

Arrival in Malta/Rooftop Chase (06:14)

from Black Eagle (Terry Plumeri)

7. 

Requiem for Nady (01:52)

from Cyborg (Kevin Bassinson)

8. 

Chong Li Kills (02:42)

from Bloodsport (Paul Hertzog)

9. 

Training Montage (03:10)

Tracks 9-13 from No Retreat no Surrender (Paul
Gilreath)

10. 

Stand on your own (03:16)

11. 

The Aroma of Tacoma (03:07)

12. 

Love Song (02:51)

13. 

The Race to Victory (03:07)

14. 

McGregor (01:52)

Tracks 14-20 from Universal Soldier
(Christopher Franke)

15. 

Grand Canyon (02:24)

16. 

I’m already dead (01:45)

17. 

Unisols on Fire (02:05)

18. 

Going Home (01:57)

19. 

The Explosion (01:42)

20. 

Finale (01:31)

END!

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Song of the Day #21

Dedicated to heaven on wax (that’s music dummy!)

wow I am spent.

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3 Responses to “HOLY SHIT THIS EXISTS AWESOMENESS! VAN DAMME ACTION COLLECTION!”

  1. jcvd is really good too.
    the new one.
    check it out son

  2. ahhh boner…you are so right…its really good actually.

    The intro with the single shot fight sequence is amazing.

  3. My first reaction was “what? those movies had music?”

    But hearing the song of the day, it’s all coming back to me now. And yes…holy shit!

    I would totally love to have this song playing when I wake up, when I brush my teeth, when I clean the laundry room, when I eat dinner, when I…basically, it should just be on endless loop.

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