AWESOMENESS UPDATE: SNICKERS!

Few nights ago I felt like I should get some gas for my automobile so I went to a corner store to pick some up.  I went inside to also find some fuel for my body and I felt like an ice cream sandwich. Actually the only reason I went to the store was to get an ice cream sandwich, don’t judge me.  Wow this post is exciting.  Okay, but down to brass tacks (weird saying) what did I discover? New Snickers invention, well new to me and the packaging is yelling the word new right at me so thats more than good enough for me.  It is the Snickers Brownie Ice Cream Sandwich.  Holy bologna it was incredible.  Other than the terrible sugar stomach ache it gave me I wanted to go buy two more and eat one and rub the other on my face. 

 

Cherish every bite, you will tear up when its over... Trust me I know from heart-wrenching experience

Sucks to be my teeth now…sorry guys! At least I can replace you with fake replicas.  Nice.  Probably go the wooden route, makes a lot of sense. Ughhh can your wooden dentures get overrun with termites? That would be gross.

Is fake replica redundant?  Whatever …. I am not a scientist. 

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Great Link

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Awesome song of the day #30! (Number 30 big day…need something great)

Buck 65 – “Roses and Blue Jays”

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ALBUM ARTWORK AWESOMENESS: KEVIN EUBANKS!

Iconic album covers are always thought to be Abbey Road, London Calling, Nirvana and Queen II.  Those are boring beyond belief.  I mean how often do we have to look at that babies penis before we can talk about other great album covers.  Well I say now! 9:47pm MST Monday April 27th 2009.  Now we can usher in the new generation of iconic album covers.  So I did some searching and through a stroke of master genius I remembered one of the best album covers I have ever seen.  So I investigated further and yep, all were great.  Who might I be talking about?  (Go back and read the title)  Yep yeppers Kevin “Jay Leno’s Sidekick” Eubanks. Example #1.  Trust me…I don’t think your ready.

 

HAHAHAHAH....ahhh HAHAHHAHA So greased up he is.

Ohh they only get better.  A little known fact about Kevin Eubanks is that his third love is kittens.  Right behind mustaches and fish tacos.

 

Killing that cat softly with this song...

Some day’s Mr. Eubanks isn’t feeling vain and he is not in the mood to serenade a kitten.  But rather he is a little down and needs some me time.  For some smooth jazz inner reflections.

 

Just staring into your soul. Watch out kevin will seduce you.

Other times Kev just wants to go out on the town and he just has to look good.  Total Daper Dan style.  Don’t worry Kev Eub has got style down pat.

 

That jacket should be worn by a superhero...ohhh wait it is.

There are a few more but we will only delve into one more.  Because this is probably the piece de resistance.  No music is hotter than smooth jazz and nobody is hotter than Kevin Eubanks.  So its only adequate that he is the HEAT OF HEAT.  ENJOY.

 

That shirt is impressive

But all joking aside Mr. Eubanks is a kick ass guitarist and commands a lot of respect in the Jazz world.  If you ever get a chance check him out sometime.  Or just frame all of these master pieces of modern art.  Your girlfriend might think it’s weird at first but she will get used to it, if not just kick her out and chill with Kev. 

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Awesome song of the day #29

Bone Thugs N Harmony – First of The Month

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MOVIE AWESOMENESS: THE HIDDEN!

The Hidden came out in 1987.  It is a gem of movie making genius.  It was an independent release at the time and made 5 million dollars.  According to my brain thats really good for then.  It is what movie nerds (myself) like to call a “cult classic” which is sorta odd because I don’t think the branch dividians or hale – boppers liked The Hidden… but they may have.  Never know … definitely not going to know now.  It is kinda a cliche to say but … I am going to say it anyways … they just don’t make them like this anymore.  

You are just waiting on the edge of your seat to learn why this movie deserves a movie awesomeness post.  Sorry, we are kinda cock teasing right now. Okay, here is the premise.  An alien comes to earth that loves to cause havoc and gets off on adrenaline.  So it goes around taking over human bodies, robs banks, kills people, gets into police chases in a Ferrari, tries to assassinate a politician, takes over a stripper and sexes a guy to death and those are the parts I can remember. Ohhh yea and if that wasn’t enough, and if it wasn’t your impossible to please, flame-throwers. 

 

Aliens have all the fun.

Sooooooo … how do the Earthlings have any chance against this thing?  They don’t really except for one hard as nails cop and an “FBI” agent who is actually another alien who just wants to murder that other asshole alien.  Like a non gay MIB.

The whole movie rocks but the beginning rivals such beginnings as Heat and Saving Private Ryan and Bambi.  So, this alien robs a bank, shoots a bunch of people with a shotgun, gets into a black Ferrari Testarossa and gets into a police chase.  Don’t mind that for some reason the police cars can keep up with a Ferrari thats no big deal.  A lot of crashing ensues.  Our asshole alien antagonist decides to hit a guy in a wheel chair and aims at two guys carrying a plate glass window across a street and smashing their window and heads on his windshield.  The cops then set a barrier, shoot him a bunch of times and he gets out of the car and smiles.  Then the Ferrari explodes.  So awesome.  Best part, found that clip on You Tube. Enough of me telling you about it, if a picture is worth a thousand words this clip is worth 47 trillion words.

HOLY SHIT! I OWN THIS ON VHS! AND DON’T OWN A VHS PLAYER! OHHH THE HUMANITY!

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Awesome song of the Day #28

Woodhands – I Wasn’t Made For Fighting

Video is sooooo coooool (with multiple o’s!)

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