COMPLETELY USELESS AWESOMENESS: LAMBORGHINI DOORS!
Doors opening out is so impractical and frankly lame. I mean you have smaller spots closer to the front door you could be parking at and the whole door opening thing ruins that. Plus you accidently open your car door into the car next to you and then its a mess with paint missing and fisticuffs when that person finds out. The simple and logical answer: doors that open up. Just like in the future…but today…
I don’t know why all cars don’t incorporate the Lambo door. I mean its useless and has no real value other than it looks fucking awesome. There are certain things that just look awesome and thats its only job. Sharks teeth on fighter planes, designs on goalie masks in hockey, grizzly bears and doors that open up. Only important people exit a car under the doors. GM, FORD and Dodge wouldn’t be going out of business if they just discontinued bullshit regular doors that open out and waste so much time and space. Would you care your driving a Chevy Impala if the doors opened up? Dumb question … of course not.
Though somebody … cough cough…Mr. Delorean, did somehow fuck up this genius design by trying to appease everybody. Classic door opens out people and the hip new age people from the future who want their doors to open up. So he had a door that opened out and up … which not only caused alot of head bumping, but you still opened the car door into the car next to you. Lose Lose Lose.
But not all is lost. Somehow even cars that look dumb as shit get saved by an easy addition of Lambo doors.
I am trying to incorporate Lambo doors on my house. Front door that opens up. Genius. Thanks Italy, you finally did something I like…well 2 things. Pasta kinda rules too.
Open your doors up… you know you want to.
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