TECHNOLOGY AWESOMENESS: LASERS!


Guns Guns Guns… obsolete.  Sorry NRA

 

pewpeww...is anybody going to tell him thats just his hand? I think these doo doo on it also...

pewpeww...is anybody going to tell him thats just his hand? I think there is doo doo on it also...

Cannons…still pretty cool, but take to long to load. Swords, awesome!  My muscles…I mean I could just write the names of weapons for 5 pages and most would be sweet to heart attack awesome.  (so awesome it gives you a heart attack…which is one step above shit your pants awesome)

Lasers are the new kid in town… and he takes lots of steroids and will punch a hole through your car… so don’t talk shit.

The future is coming, and it’s going to either burn a hole in your face…or point out words on power point presentations.  The possibilities are limitless.  Do you think that if aliens come to Earth they are going to use bullets? Doubtful… remember ID4? I thought so… tons of lasers.  We will need something that not only looks badass and can be used in a concert to make you wanna dance more…but also melt through alien space ships.  You can never have too many lasers.

 

I stand corrected you can have to many lasers...

I stand corrected you can have to many lasers...

If we need to attack space itself? The space shuttle is not going to work, space will just explode it with its mind, thats how the challenger blew up (to early?)  Just need high intensity multiple beam laser attack.  Operation Space Explode Liberation Storm.

 

UP YOURS SPACE!

FUCK OFF SPACE!

I mean how else are you going to shoot your brother or GI Joe’s or those pesky neighborhood squirrels that try to eat your nuts with BB’s, in the dark?  LASERS! If the terminator needed to kill rodents this is the bb gun he would use.  And why? Just Look.

 

SARAH CONNAR! I HAVE COME TO KILL YOUR SQUIRRELS. (then you)

SARAH CONNAR! I HAVE COME TO KILL YOUR SQUIRRELS. (then you)

HA and its silenced?! Did BB guns even make that much noise!  I guess cannons are like big BB guns.  Okay P1908B…touche. 

Lesson Review.

1. Alien Issues? Lasers

2. Space Expanding into your backyard? Lasers

3. Hate squirrels? Answer to 1 & 2.  (and you might also be an asshole if you hate squirrels) 

 

 

 

DONE!

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Awesome song of the Day #12

we all know who won this beef…

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