WEAPON AWESOMENESS: ROCKET LAUNCHERS


If we were going into battle we would only need 1 weapon.  We also think that weapon is very obvious.  The fucking Rocket Launcher.  IT SHOOTS ROCKETS.  THIS COULD BE THE END OF THE POST. 

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For one thing it shoots rockets, at a high rate of speed, at stuff…and explodes it.  They can be regular rocket launchers that just get shot in the general vicinity of something…like a game of Horseshoes.  Or they can be heat seeking.  Yea, if you were on fire it would easily find you.  You don’t have to be in a fighter jet to shoot missles…finally!  In fact you can go and shoot down that cocky fighter jet…with your rocket launcher.  You can mount them on your Jeep or your Pegasus…whatever.  Not to mention they are the weapon of choice of most movie stars. For picture reference.

 

No We Don't Have Man Crush On Arnold... Just Rocket Launchers

No We Don't Have Man Crush On Arnold... Just Rocket Launchers

Even Robots Love Rocket Launchers.  The Bad Robot from Robocop had some rockets, this Army Drone is equipped with Machine Guns (awesome on their own) and Rocket Launchers.

 

Sorry World...We Have Rocket Launching Robots.

Sorry World...We Have Rocket Launching Robots.

And last but not least…Video Games.  THE BEST WEAPON IN ANY VIDEO GAME IS THE ROCKET LAUNCHER.  It usually explodes the bad guys completely and usually ends up exploding multiple bad guys and usually a car and maybe an old lady walking by.  The best thing about Halo, is the map from Halo 1, Prisoner.  

 

Holy Shit This Shit Rocks.

Holy Shit This Shit Rocks.

 

 

 

Played with only rockets.  I have never played Halo 3, but would play Halo Prisoner Rockets right now.  To screen watch somebody and make them eat a rocket sandwich as the leave a hallway…AWESOME! 

Parting Shot: Just picture what a rocket launcher would do to a group of zombies.  Limbs everywhere.

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