NATURE AWESOMENESS: SHARKS
A lot of people said it’s gonna be hard to top Predator on the Awesomeness scale. I say Bahhh… there is no need to top Predator just violently match it up with a real predator. So we scoured the planet and the deep blue abysses of the ocean to find our topic. Yep, Sharks. So hip they got their own week on TV and so badass they inspire fear in the entire planet.
Sharks are so awesome that they have not needed to evolve in 65 million years. They were swimming around eating fucking dinosaurs back in the day, now they laugh at humans trying to surf and occasionally decide to take a limb to remind us all they are still around and still in charge. Sharks don’t stop swimming… ever … not even to sleep or have a tea party… nothing. The Mako shark has been found to swim upwards of 60 mph!… El Caminos can’t even drive that fast. A human you ask…ha! You would be lucky to do 2-5mph. Jumping…sharks can jump out of the water… don’t believe me…they do it all the time. You still don’t believe me?
Told you. He was probably just going to get a flying fish or seal…sharks get so bored eating things in the ocean that they have to jump out of it occasionally for a meal! Thats like you or me going to space for a taco! If you are having any issues seeing how cool sharks are, feast your eyes on this.
I don’t claim to be a zoologist or a marine biologist but I am pretty sure that is a real picture… and if it’s not… it is real in my dreams… and that is good enough for me. Lets have a recap. Been around for ages, are the pinnacle of evolution, made the dinosaurs extinct and they constantly grow new teeth! HOLY SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT THE TEETH THING. You get punched in the face, tooth comes out…your screwed. Shark bites your leg off and loses a tooth in it… whatever… he’s got 3 more rows of teeth he is waiting to lose in your other leg.
Now you ask can humans compare at all… and the good news is Yes… but only if you have the balls this guy owns.
Consensus… Sharks are awesome!
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T’s & A out!