The Devil Is A Puss Bag These Days…
Ohhh that Devil. Always trying to mess with our minds and tempt us to eat chocolate and covet they neighbors Wednesday night orgies. It is tough, cause boy howdy do those things get loud. I think last time I heard a Phoenix burn and rise from its ashes during one of those….
…. It sounds unfortunately a lot like a lawnmower starting. Life – the constant disappointment.
I had an “an” in front of Phoenix for a second and there were little squiggles under it. I clicked it and it’s only recommendation was to stop being a fucking moron. God damnit word. You’re a jerk!
Remember when the Devil was awesome and people were scared of him. He would produce Faces of Death and make kids listen to Black Sabbath and Led Zepplin? He made teenagers touch privates and put real oil in Mcdonald’s french fries. But here it comes to my attention that the kid from Two and a Half Men says to stop watching that show because the Devil wants you to tune in. To mush your brain. First of all, I assumed that kid was property of Warner Brothers so I am shocked he is allowed to go outside and converse with people. Secondly, why the sam hell does the Devil want people watching that show? If that show mushes your brain you will have no motivation to go out and worship the Devil. That shit takes work. You have to drawn pentagrams and sacrifice goats and shit. Nobody who watches Two and Half men is motivated for all of that work.
I mean if the Devil wants to support a medium of the media…. that doesn’t sound like a thing…. he should totally get behind my stuff. This will mush the shit out of your brain. Plus I hate goats! Always eating my cans.
For all the stereotypes about goats eating cans all the time I couldn’t find a single JPEG, yep. Gettin Technical. Keep up internet. So I found the closest alternative and it works pretty well.
That is what I always say to girls. Usually looks a lot like this too. Although I can’t grow a goatee. Whoa. Finally just got that. I am welcome.
Now the Devil wants us to watch Jon Cryer sitcoms? If you peruse any of the awesome Illuminati blogs you will find that all the Devil worshipping artists these days are sucky pussies. Like Lady Gaga and Beyonce and Taylor Swift. What the crap happened! The Devil really must have got some screws loose when Arnold whooped his ass in End of Days. I don’t like any of those jokers, I must be doing Gods work!
Ohh well lets listen to music that the Devil doesn’t like….because it is good….
Awesome Song of the Day
Pete and the Pirates
“The marks on your back and the lines on your face…. one thousand pictures”
Best Lyric Ever.
Well, after I have so much money my money count money… but that is a given.
note to self. I may have used this song before. No chance in hell I fact check that though.